Tom Cruise - My Fake Diary

Friday, 6 July 2012

Coincidence.

My three wives Katie Holmes , Mimi whatsername (it was a long time ago) and Nicole Ritchie were all 33 when they divorced or separated from me.

And Katie and Penelope both moved into same new York apartment block when they left me.

And Penelope also had the same name as me, Cruise, but spelt it differently, so we didn't have to get married.

There's enough coincidences there for a good film plot...

Mission Impossible: Marry Tom Cruise...
And Mission Impossible 2: Divorce Tom Cruise