Simon Cowell - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 7 August 2013

Dear Diary - I've been tricked. That Silverman woman said that she could not have any kids; boy did I find out otherwise.

I guess I will consult an attorney about filing some kind of fraudulent charges against her or maybe misrepresentation.

Heck even Paula Abdul didn't lie to me like Silly did. I feel so dumb and it makes me just want to return to England.

Simon "The Duped" Cowell