Simon Cowell - My Fake Diary
Wednesday, 6 March 2013
Its really great being a successful multi-millionaire in charge of lots of tv talent shows.
When I am short of sex, I can invite any of my employees into my dressing room for a quickie.
Meghan the make-up artist. Or one of the judges - Carmen Electra, Britney Spears, Louis Walsh.
David Walliams is my favourite though. That thing he does with his tongue makes my hair curl!
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