Simon Cowell - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 6 March 2013

Its really great being a successful multi-millionaire in charge of lots of tv talent shows.

When I am short of sex, I can invite any of my employees into my dressing room for a quickie.
Meghan the make-up artist. Or one of the judges - Carmen Electra, Britney Spears, Louis Walsh.

David Walliams is my favourite though. That thing he does with his tongue makes my hair curl!


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