Simon Cowell - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 19 May 2016

Dear Diary
On the Britain's got talent there was this man on a pole with a f***ing Katana down his throat next thing i know he is sliding down the pole i started shitting my self thinking he was going to die, but worse my show would have to be cancelled because of this idiot, but he survived but more important, my money is safe.

Simon