Simon Cowell - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 28 September 2013

Dear Diary - I still cannot believe that I am going to be a daddy. Here I am 53-years-old and I will soon have a little Simon. Well I already have a little Simon but I mean a little Simon other person.

Paula Abdul called me up. She is quite the joker. She asked me if I knew who the father was.

And L.A. Reid texted me saying that he is really the baby's father.

What a bunch of jokers. Those folks just have way too much free time on their hands.

Simon Cowell

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