Simon Cowell - My Fake Diary

Monday, 27 March 2023

I have just had Alan Sugar on the phone, the strange little chap that he is.

He wants us to put our heads together and put together a Pop Apprentice show, like with Rick Astley and the studio tea boy turns out to have a really good voice.

I said it was ridiculous, to have talented people doing mundane jobs. I mean, who would want to work in an office for very little, when they could be a proper pop star for even less?

I know that I wouldn't do that.