Simon Cowell - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 20 October 2012

Dear Diary -

I hate baseball. My show X-Factor was not shown on Wednesday because a thunderstorm caused a rain delay during the Giants - Cardinals game.

When the game finally resumed it ran into my shows time slot.

I have sent certified letters to the president of the Fox Network and to the commissioner of Major League Baseball and stated that I will not put up with this mumbo jumbo BS again.

The next time it rains, just call it a game, be done with it, and stop messing up my highly rated, and extremely wonderful show.

I bet they would not have done this to American Idol because Ryan "Peaches" Seacrest would have immediately been on the phone to the Allred cousins, Gloria and Ginger about filing a lawsuit.

Simon "Midas" Cowell