Simon Cowell - My Fake Diary

Friday, 14 September 2012

I have decided to admit in public that Britney Spears had a panic attack and wanted to quit on her first day as an American X Factor judge.

Luckily enough, I managed to calm her down and talk her round, I gave her a McDonalds happy meal, and made sure she got her favorite shiny toy. You just gotta know how to handle these psycho divas.