Simon Cowell - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 5 June 2012

Blimey, did you see Cheryl Cole, pushing her way to the front of the stage to be stood next to the Queen at Buckingham Palace last night.

Cheryl would never have got to where she is today without my propelling her career forward, and neither she or Gary Barlow saw fit to thank me or invite me to the Queens Diamond Jubilee concert.

Me and Louis Walsh watched the concert together at my house, and I'm not ashamed to say we both got emotional and cried. Because we were not invited.

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