Simon Cowell - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 19 December 2012

Dear Diary - Well the way things are looking, if I was a betting man I would say that Britney Spears will get dumped by her fiancé Jason Trawick the day after Christmas.

And if that happens then I will most probably end up making Britney my new girlfriend.

Ever since I first gave her the job as X-Factor judge, I have been fantasizing that one day, she and I would be together...kinda like peanut butter and jelly.

So if everything goes as planned then Britney and I could find ourselves down in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico on New Year's Day with both of us lying out on the picturesque beach.

Blimey. It looks like I am going to be one lucky as hell bloke I am.

Simon Cowell