Simon Cowell - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 6 January 2013

Dear Diary - I'm dating Carmen Electra and let me say that the girl is one hell of a little sexpot. She knows more positions than the entire Los Angeles Laker Girls cheerleading squad all put together.

Carmen is such a sweetheart that I swear she's even got me smiling while I'm in the shower.

She is so down to Earth. This past Christmas, she asked me what I wanted as a Christmas gift. I told her to surprise me and she gave me a black T-shirt imported from Osaka, Japan, that retails for $700.

I'm not sure yet, but I think that I may just be replacing Britney Spears with my honey Carmen on next season's X-Factor.

Simon Cowell

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