Sarah Palin - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 3 April 2014

Dear Diary,

Progress. I'm making progress. 1492, Columbus sailed all over the blue ocean!

And in 1914, World War One broke out.

See, I'm doing better.

One thing puzzles me though. If they all called it World War One then they were apparently thinking that this was just the start. I mean, if it's a War, it's a war. But to call it Number One, meant there had to be at least another one. Duhh!

Guess Hitler was the first to figure that out.

-Sarah


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