Sarah Palin - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 2 April 2014

Yeah, me again, Diary,

I feel stupid talking to a dummy but I guess that goes for both of us. You're mute.

Just thinking about this buccolic Plague that they talk about in these history books, that was bad.

It said it almost killed Europe. Wow.

Now we got this Eboli and don't know how to stop it.

Back then we had inflated rats coming in and carrying flees that started it and maybe we should look for rats and flees in this Eboli thing.

We must do something. I know that isn't what Washington usually does, but it's for our own good.

But we need to know what to do and not spread falsies like they did back.

-Sarah


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