Sarah Palin - My Fake Diary
Wednesday, 2 April 2014
I know some people write once a day but I've missed nearly 40 years so I need to get some more history facts down before my next political debates.
How does Rush Limbaugh do it?
Let's see. Early Americans had lights because Ben Franklin had invented lightning out in the storm.
But it was up to General Washington to mustard a garrison of citizen soldiers...love that term..that's me...citizen soldier.
So when the British come to Washington, they could hide behind all those trees Johnny Apple tree and planted.
Here come old King George and his red commie army marching in form while we hid behind trees and shot the fire out of them. Took tale to New Orleans where old Stonehead Jackson was waiting and he laid into them like Ali did Foreman after the dope a Pope!
Got myself all excited.
Joe Biden! Bring it on!!
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