Sarah Palin - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 2 April 2014

Dear Diary,

Too many freaks and not enough circuses! Ha! I just read that. I don't know how it got into my history books. There was too many chiefs but not enough native Americans. That one seems more up to date.

If I'm going to learn history, I really need the latest.

This History for Dummies was just what I needed.

Did you know that Cat Berets were really popular with Hitler and all his Chinchmen? Me neither.

Moosilini was apparently a real person and not a pasta dish.

One thing this does, it makes you feel a lot younger. Moosilini was dead before I was born.

-Sarah