Sarah Palin - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 2 April 2014

Dear Diary,

Something new I learned about today or since I last wrote.

Back through the centauries, people who were criminals could flea to another country and were safe.

This happened repeatedly over and over.

No one could come get them because they had claimed Insanctuay!

They were to stay there a hundred years and then they could go free.

History is ackully interesting.

It's like Mr. Peabody and his Way-Back machine on Rocky and Bullwinkle. Oops! It's time for them now!

-Sarah


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