Sarah Palin - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 2 April 2014

Dear Diary,

Seems like there is a lot more history than I thought. Plus, most of it is in the passed. I listened to the teacher at school but there it was a lot about Alaska and Sewer's Folly.

If it says that most people alive at the time were perpendicuklar, does it mean they took those purple pill?

I didn't think they were invented until 1900 or that's when the secret got out.

Before that you had to buy them in Paris with dirty postcards.

As you can see, I'm historified already!

-Sarah