Sarah Palin - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 8 January 2014

"This girl's got class. When I talk, people listen. Especially men. I love men. And they love me. It's a Tea Party thing. A very natural thing. I like men who carry guns and shoot at animals. I'm not all that fond of men who shoot at people, but what the hey, if it's in a "Stand Your Ground" state, I'm certainly game. I wonder if I can beat that Chris Christie for the Republican slot for that dadburned election in 2014. Or is it 2015? 2016? '17? Oh shucks darn, that's why I have kids and aides. I'll have one of them look up this pertinent fact. Like Mark Twain said, "There are lies, then there are damned lies, and there are statistics." Well, I'm doing okey-dokey in the lies department, but I'm not all that keen with the statistics."

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