Sarah Palin - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 7 August 2013

Dear Diary - I'm not going to put up with any more people cutting me down just because I love to hunt and because I do not know diddly squat about geography.

I know that I am pretty and I think that my hubby Todd still finds me somewhat attractive even though I hardly see him anymore because he is always off fishing with his fishing guide Nanicka Zapalicka.

I know I'm not half bad looking because recently Rush Limbaugh said to me, "Hey 'Snowballs' you're not half bad looking."

I guess I'll try to use a little more lipstick and a little less mosquito repellent.

Sarah Palin

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