Sarah Palin - My Fake Diary

Monday, 9 December 2013

Deer Diary,
Ha Ha! I speled it Deer like a real deer. I kill myself sumtimes. I was askeded to do an outdoor Show. I tuld them as long as I didn't have to anser any geografy or world leader questons. Ha Ha I wish I could think of more to put in this relly nice diary Todd got me but whenever I try to think to much my head begins to hurt.
Love me,
Sarah