Sarah Palin - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 17 August 2013

Dear Diary - Well ya know I have forced myself back into the U.S. spotlight with my new job at FOX News. I knew that someone would call me up and offer me a job simply because I am an excellent reporter and I am very pretty on top of that.

I know one thing, I am a heck of a lot prettier than that woman who impersonated me for so many years and made millions doing it - Tina Fey.

The girls are thrilled that their mommy is back working and not just sitting around the house complaining about how she lost the 2008 presidential election because of Senator Johnny McCain and his senior Barbie doll wife Cindy.

Todd is also glad that I am leaving Alaska so that he can get in a whole lot more salmon fishing with his fishing guide Nanicka Zapalicka.

Sarah Palin