Sarah Palin - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 12 January 2014

Dear Diary-
Boy am I happy I got the mail today-a big fat check from some women's group who wants me to give the money to a person of my choosing for a big scholarship payoff. So I gave it to someone I chose, ME!
I'm glad I made it to the mailbox before Todd. He would've just kept the money if he had opened it and spent it on something stupid like steroids again.
Sometimes I just can't believe how awesome I am!
Love Me,
Sarah