Sarah Palin - My Fake Diary
Sunday, 21 July 2013
Dear Diary - I'm back. And gosh darn it, that's damn good proof that no one can keep a smelly old Alaskan hunting woman down; at least not for long.
And ya know, this time I am going to be even more outspoken than before. This time I am not only going to criticize the president and the vice-president, but I am also going to criticize Mrs. Obama, Mrs. Biden, and those two little Obama young'uns Malia and Sasha.
Heck I may even end up attacking Michelle's mama. Just what the hell is she doing living in the White House anyway.
They have apartments in Chicago.
Yes sir, golly gee willikers, THE LOOSE MOOSE IS BACK!