Santa Claus - My Fake Diary

Monday, 8 September 2008

I think one of the elves has a problem. Winky keeps getting behind me in the crowded workshop and sniffing my ass and my crotch.

I wonder if he's the one who left the bottle of vaseline in the reindeer barn? Vixen sure had a smile on her face, but she's always put out for anyone.

I'm going to have to do something about that guy. For now, I'll just move Winky into the sex toys division and let him make vibrators for the girls on the naughty list.