Santa Claus - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 7 September 2008

Found 3 more copies of Big and Bouncy Reindeers (back to back edition) while cleaning up the reindeer pen. Dixson and Prancer along with Rudolf appear to be the owners of the magazines. As punishment, they are suspended from this years reindeer games.

The Elves on the other hand have been complete angels. They remind me of Asian people in alot of ways - small, compact and hard working. Got a letter from a 15 year old girl today.It was one sentence long - "all i want for christmas is you". Not sure if i should show Mrs Claus. Will decide tomorrow.


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