Santa Claus - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 25 September 2008

I hate election years! I'm trying to finalize the address list for my Christmas Eve deliveries, but can't finish it until after the elections.

For example, is Sarah Palin's family going to be in Alaska or Washington for Christmas? I've got presents for all of the good ones (the oldest one has got her own present cooking in the oven right now, if you know what I mean) and I don't know where to tag them.

Its the same with all of the kids of the folks running for different house seats, senate seats, governor seats, and such.

I know that no one really takes office until January, but they all tend to start moving in December and living out of hotels so that they can show their presence. I don't care about the presence, I only care about the presents!

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