Santa Claus - My Fake Diary
Thursday, 4 September 2008
Terrible news! the 'naughty&nice spycam' has gone offline, and isn't due to be back up until Sunday! Now how am i going to know what colour panties Sarah Palin is wearing who's been naughty or nice!
Found a copy of 'Big and Bouncy Reindeers' under the stack of hay in Rudolfs pen. He's been suspended from reindeer duty until further notice. Went to the North Pole Bar last night to pick up some HO HO HO!! but the thrill was short lived...