Richard Madeley - My Fake Diary

Friday, 28 November 2003

i right showed judy up last night on the show, i have to its the only thing that makes me feel alive

she was moaning on about my bag, she thinks it looks camp 'oh richard get rid of that bag me and the kids are embarrassed to be seen out with you' a quick slam in the face shut that dieseased gob up though and then it was 'richard, i meant, i meant...' i didnt hear the end of it i had to throw a fist at her.

then i did a phone poll with the audience, it turns out they agree with that old bag, it was obviously a pity vote, seeing a bit of blood (welll it was quite a bit of blood actually) makes people do silly things like vote in the wrong direction.

anyway ive still got the bag, ive chucked the judy out of the bed so it can have pride of place.