Richard Madeley - My Fake Diary
Tuesday, 2 December 2003
yo people, ive got my baseball cap on backwards and everything, the kids love all that
an early morning for me im afraid, i wet the bed again and then judy got it in the mouth-literally, we've got bunkbeds.
i'm building myself up for todays show, i think we really need to get our acts together, when i say we i obviously mean judy, every time she opens her mouth its just crap. i can see that the guests feel sorry for her they say its because she has to live with me but i know they only say that so's not to make her upset, she shakes more when shes upset and then it just all falls to pieces.
ive got to go, im gettin on with my exercise routine, not that i need it, but someones got to show judy how its done.
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