Richard Madeley - My Fake Diary
Sunday, 30 November 2003
Sometimes I think Judy should lay off the booze.
Take last night for example - Granada paid for us to fly first class to Japan to cover the sumo world cup championship.
But Judy is plastered before the planes tyres have left the runway.
After a dozen or so minatures, all she wants to do is fight.
Sitting in front of us is Vinnie Jones and he made the mistake of telling Judy to shut up.
Judy laid him out by breaking a bottle of vodka over his head.
The rest is the usual story where we end up in jail.
Still, the sushi was good.