Richard Madeley - My Fake Diary

Friday, 29 August 2003

Since our trip to Blackpool, Judy and I have been really ill. I mean, not just a little bit ill. Not just colds and coughs and stuff. I mean really ill.

The doctors think Judy might have swallowed something when she was having a swim, but they're not sure what.

Anyway, Jeremy told us that we could catch our own fish in that water - perfectly edible too. They were strange fish, though. Horrible brown, gooey things they were. He said they were a rare species best eaten raw - like Sushi.

I can still taste that fish to this day.

Anyway, we're off to toxicology again tomorrow for another appointment.

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