Richard Madeley - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 28 August 2003

Sorry I haven't written for a while - Judy and I have been on holiday... soaking up the rays on Jeremy Beadle's private yacht! Well, sort of.

We were blindfolded and stuffed into the back of his van - it was meant to be a surpirse, you see. Jezzer (he likes it when I call him that) drove us to a "secret location". It took hours. I mean, literally hours! It was about 20 hours! Lots of hours! Literally, it was hours!

Anyway, to cut a long story short, we got out and the yacht actually turned out to be a dinghy dumped in a sewage processing plant in Blackpool.

Well, we had to laugh.

Don't you see? We had to.