Richard Madeley - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 9 December 2003

got some news this morning, apparently its not appropriate to hang around the school gates if you havent got a kiddy who goes to said school, what is this world coming to. i said to judy 'what is this world coming to' but then i smothered her mouth with a bit of spam before she could speak any of her crap.

ill be at covent garden this morning so i hope i dont get mobbed....