Richard Madeley - My Fake Diary

Monday, 8 December 2003

another week, only two more and then i get some time away from that blasted studio and all those screaming fans that hang around the gates for me.

i hope all my fans dont find out where i am spending christmas, i mean it would be awful, just terrible if they turned up on my mothers doorstep. i wouldn't want the quiet town of Framley being disturbed, what with them all shouting for my autograph and/or items of worn, unwashed clothing. The street of flemming in Framley wouldn't know how to handle it.

oh no! i can hardly believe it, ive given away far to much detail.......

........smacked judys gob shut because she was pointing her judging finger at the delete key.