Queen Elizabeth II - My Fake Diary
Wednesday, 7 August 2013
Dear Diary - The Japanese government has asked me to participate in the launching ceremonies of its brand new aircraft carrier the JS Sushi.
I wrote back and respectfully said that I cannot travel to Yokohama, Japan at the present moment but if they would like I could send Prince Harry in my place as he is not really doing much of anything at the present time.
They wrote back and said that they would much prefer if I send Pippa Middleton.
I guess men are the same all over the world...blimey.
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