Queen Elizabeth II - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 7 September 2013

Dear Diary - I expect an apology from my grandson's wife Kate after the way she has been ignoring me lately.

Did the little twittess forget that I am THE QUEEN and all she is, is the Duchess of Cambridge?

I am going to have a talk with my grandson William and together we are going to straighten out this commoner.

Queen Elizabeth