Queen Elizabeth II - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 4 October 2012

Dear Diary,

First there were topless photos of Kate. Now there are bottomless photos of Kate. I swear I do not know what is wrong with that Middleton woman.

I cannot believe how she is disgracing our royal family. I have tried to call my grandson Prince William to give him a piece of my mind but the call immediately goes to voice mail.

I have not been this embarrassed since that day back in the 60's when my hubby Prince Philip groped Elizabeth Taylor in front of me, Richard Burton, Benny Hill, and President Lyndon Johnson.

I will not have this type of commoner behavior in the royal family. Kate will certainly suffer the consequences for her carelessness.

Queen Elizabeth II