Queen Elizabeth II - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 14 November 2013

Ratzinger! Never liked the little weasel. The Corgis would go mad whenever they heard his slippers on the stairs. Glad he is where nobody can find him. Careless and greedy, I warned him a million times. You give them power and this is what happens. Luckily the Brotherhood successfully buried the fact that he had been served a summons for pedophilia by some Canadian tribunal or other just six days before his resignation. First resignation of a pope since 1415 almost six hundred years ago; but amazingly we managed to make it a non-event. Scared us half to death though, did that; almost as bad as the Savile affair which happily has been stifled to the point of inertia in the press and will soon disappear from people's mind. If it is not one thing it is another. I often wonder if we had not control of people's minds where on earth would we be. We are so much in debt to Freud, Jung and Adler I am almost driven daily to make sacrifices at their altar. And where on earth would be be without our control of the media? You really have to wonder. The good news is that these frequent scares tell us what we must do to make sure they never happen again. I do hope that when the Leveson inquiry ends and we manage at last to secure total secrecy for our affairs and put an end, once and for all, to any form of snooping scrutiny into them by ANYBODY! we can all rest easy in our beds.

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