Queen Elizabeth II - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 5 June 2013

Dear Diary - Well I hope that Kate has finally realized that if her private parts are covered up then there is no way that any photographers can take pictures of her boobs or her pink palace.

It really infuriates me to see royalty with all of the royal intimate body parts on display in places such as barbershops, crumpet shops, and even cigar stores.

I have warned Kate time after time after time to cover up or risk having everything that William sees in private displayed in public.

I think that the young woman has finally paid attention to what her queen has told her.

Queen Elizabeth

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