Queen Elizabeth II - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 12 October 2013

Dear Diary - My grandson William's wife Kate had better start paying attention to what she says and not go against proper Buckingham Palace etiquette.

I will not have her referring to William as Billy boy.

I mean in all of the years that I have been the queen I have never once referred to Prince Philip and Phily or to Prince Charles as Charlie.

I swear I am going to have to buy Katey a book on proper royallty etiquette just like I had to do for Sarah Ferguson.

Queen Elizabeth II