Queen Elizabeth II - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 22 September 2012

Dear Diary -

Well I am glad to say that I have Scotland Yard on the case of the unnamed photographer who photographed my granddaughter-in-law Kate, royally known as the Duchess of Cambridge.

The low-life, bottom-feeding, scumball photographer will be sorry once we catch him. I have already informed the Buckingham Palace chief attorney that I want this commoner prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.

I have talked to both Kate and William and they are both devastated, especially Kate who had her royal rack on display for the entire world to see.

I hope that Katey does learn a very valuable lesson from all of this royal brouhaha; and that's to keep 'em cupped.

Queen Elizabeth II

Previous Dates Next Dates

« Full list of Spoof Celebrity Diaries

Send to a friend

Tell your friends about The Spoof!

Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more