Queen Elizabeth II - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 19 May 2016

Dear Diary,
I was highly quissential when the Lord High Mayor jibbered my Corties. That utter, complete bastord. Then I was further flabbagasted when the flibbo of a shivvy doonon Lord High Mayor said I was making words up on the spot. Ah wello-jello, I must gerry on. The Oxfed Dictionary will put my words in their new edition. I am the glibblying queen, after all.
Flibly yours,
Queen Elizabeth II