Queen Elizabeth II - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 6 October 2009

I am really disappointed in Swine Flu. It was my idea to recreate the pandemic of 1918. It cost me nearly ten thousand thousand pounds to get it sequenced and deployed.

Now those pesky Americans are practically immune to it, and they are not eating the special French fries that activate it, nor are they taking the special vaccines that activate it.

Who would have suspected that vitamin C would knock out the virus? I guess they did not have those pills in 1918. Ah, for the good old days, I pine.

What to do? Operation End Game is bogged down now.

I guess Charles was right. I'd like to die and be reborn as an AIDS virus. I hate those pesky Americans.