Queen Elizabeth II - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 26 May 2009

Dear Diary,

One has had ENOUGH of those bloody politicians! Who the hell do they think they are and what are they doing to my country?

One has HAD IT!

One swears if one hears even ONE more scandal, one more story about expensing porn movies to the tax payer, to MY people, one is going to have THE LOT OF THEM cast out!

One thinks farmyard animals would lead this country better than they do!

HATE HATE HATE!

One HATES them!

Grrrr!

Gordon Brown you are SUCH a bastard!

QEII