Queen Elizabeth II - My Fake Diary
Wednesday, 14 October 2009
That awful one eyed Scot left a terrible mess in the bathroom.
How it could get up there in the corners is beyond the wit of man. I think the poor man has a problem. You have to feel for him, poor oick! Not only is he common, but he has what I can only describe as a most inconvenient social disease.
I wonder if he shits through his ears.
I will have to ask Mummy. She will be visiting me in the early hours.
I love Mummy.
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