Queen Elizabeth II - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 3 June 2009

My dear posh diary - Went shopping with my Greek-born husband yesterday, because those nasty French bastards wouldn't let us go to celebrate 'D- Day' with them.

However, not to be rude, we have sent our thicko son Charles, but he's bound to make a balls-up of it like he does everything else.

Anyway, enough of this regal tittle-tattle,-lets get back to the plot.

Marks and Spencers had some fab royal knickers with matching bra so I bought a set for me and a set for my butt-ugly Prime Minister.

It's hard for Gordon to get his fetish gear these days since they started publishing their expenses claims.

Thats all for now my royal diary - my favourite corgi, Gnasher, bit Barak Obama and has developed bladder problems

Still it makes a change from mopping up after Phil who is permanently bladdered!

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