Queen Elizabeth II - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 15 October 2009

Dear diary

That terrible one eyed Scot came round again today.
I was foolish enough to invite him in and make him some tea.

I wish someone would teach him how to smile properly. He just sat there like a predatory shark, baring his teeth at me. It was very unnerving.

I dragged young Harry in as chaperone, but he was less than useless. I think he was drunk. All he could do was laugh out loud and fall off his chair.

Oh, well, not to worry. It's Philip's turn to wee on me tonight.

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