Queen Elizabeth II - My Fake Diary

Friday, 8 May 2009

Dear Diary,

Michelle text me this morning: "Wat u up 2?"
Told her not much and one hoped she hadn't been listening to idle gossip about one's husband.

She said she had heard something about Phil getting busted holding up a petrol station with an intravenous needle full of heroin. She hoped one was OK.

Told her story was exageratted ever so slightly - one hardly thinks getting caught with £60,000 worth of A-Class drug is the same thing as holding up a petrol station!

She said she was coming over next week to support husband opening new primary school for disadvantaged children.

God that man is a geek!

Can't believe hot chick like her is with such a dick!

Counting down days till one sees her though!

QEII : )

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