Queen Elizabeth II - My Fake Diary
Friday, 8 May 2009
Michelle text me this morning: "Wat u up 2?"
Told her not much and one hoped she hadn't been listening to idle gossip about one's husband.
She said she had heard something about Phil getting busted holding up a petrol station with an intravenous needle full of heroin. She hoped one was OK.
Told her story was exageratted ever so slightly - one hardly thinks getting caught with £60,000 worth of A-Class drug is the same thing as holding up a petrol station!
She said she was coming over next week to support husband opening new primary school for disadvantaged children.
God that man is a geek!
Can't believe hot chick like her is with such a dick!
Counting down days till one sees her though!
QEII : )
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