Queen Elizabeth II - My Fake Diary

Monday, 11 May 2009

Dear Diary,

Bored, bored, BORED! Was asked to open new children's hospital last night. GRRRR! So sick of it! It's like walk to stage, cut ribbon, wait for clapping, blah, blah, blah.....one is so frigin bored.

Meanwhile Phil sat home smoking cones and playing with the corgis.

So sick of that lazy twat. If it weren't for one where would he be? No-where that's where!

One is going to tell him tonight he better starting pulling his weight around here! It's not like one can't be Queen of England without him!

Two days until Michelle gets here! Can't WAIT!


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