Queen Elizabeth II - My Fake Diary

Friday, 24 April 2009

Dear diary,

Michelle didn't show up!

One turned up at the restaurant on Wednesday and sat there for 45 minutes by myself!

One then looked on the world wide web and it said she and Obama were in the ghettos of America "trying to spread hope to poor children" or some shit like that! What a load of shit!

Can't believe she did this to one!

So mad and SO hurt!

If she tries to contact one again one will tell her where to go!

QEII